Lord Reiseng's Rambles

tastefullyoffensive:

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contagiousmiscellaneous:

solluxsdoubledicks:

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lazybuchanan:

ABORT ABORT

OH GOD THEY’VE FOUND US

QUICK EVERYONE TO THE BATTLESHIP

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

QUICK HIDE THE OTPS BEFORE THEY SEE THEM

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mefloraine:

My friend told me to draw a superhero, so I did!

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humansofnewyork:

“There are two books in America: one for the poor and one for the rich. The poor person does a crime, and gets 40 years. A rich person gets a slap on the wrist for the same crime. They say that the poor person doesn’t want to work and the poor person just wants a handout. Well I picked cotton until I was thirteen, left Alabama and got my education in the streets of New York. I drove a long distance truck all my life and never once drew welfare, never once took food stamps either. I sent four kids to college. But they say all poor people do is sit around with a quart of beer. Look in this bag next to me. I’ve got three things in this bag next to me: a Red Bull, a Pepsi, and Draino, because my drain is clogged. But you see, even if I do everything right, I still have to play by the poor book.”

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