pkok so i work at gamest*p now and there’s was a commercial on for uncharted and it was like “nakthen drake is the descendant of francis drake” and yhe first thing i thought of was fate extra’s francis drake aka this smokin hot binch
instead of this guy
so then i was like “hey wait wasn’t francis drake a woman” and i forgot wqomen would have children too i thought for a solid 7 seconds that men just kinda budded off each other like single celled organisms and tbh i wish that was actually true