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could you find seven differences between Sonoda Umi and Kisaragi Chihaya?
Every difference begins with “Chihaya is better because…”
Interestingly enough, I actually like Umi more.
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some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west
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“My friend came up to me and said: ‘Alfredo! There’s some guy over there jerking off in front of women and kids.’ So I ran up to this guy, and I said: ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put your shit back in your pants and get the fuck out of the park!’ And he stood up, and he got in my face, and he started to say: ‘Fuck you!’ But after he said ‘fuck,’ and before he said ‘you,’ I clocked him right in the face and knocked him out. When the cops came, I told them the story, and they said: ‘You better get out of here before the boss gets here.’ So I left the park, but this guy’s tooth was lodged in my hand. And he had some sort of infection. Cause two days later, my legs swell up like balloons, and I’ve barely been able to walk since.”
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(via cyborgcommunist)
“Alright boys this next scam I got cooking up will get us over 17,000 jawbreakers!"
"Sounds promising. What is it this time, Eddy?"
"Dashcon.”
holy shit
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